diff --git a/onionr/api.py b/onionr/api.py
index 606aaffe..d80ec21c 100755
--- a/onionr/api.py
+++ b/onionr/api.py
@@ -31,7 +31,7 @@ class API:
         Main HTTP API (Flask)
     '''
 
-    callbacks = {'public' : {}, 'private' : {}, 'ui' : {}}
+    callbacks = {'public' : {}, 'private' : {}}
 
     def validateToken(self, token):
         '''
@@ -45,6 +45,30 @@ class API:
         except TypeError:
             return False
 
+    def guessMime(path):
+        '''
+            Guesses the mime type from the input filename
+        '''
+
+        mimetypes = {
+            'html' : 'text/html',
+            'js' : 'application/javascript',
+            'css' : 'text/css',
+            'png' : 'image/png',
+            'jpg' : 'image/jpeg'
+        }
+
+        for mimetype in mimetypes:
+            logger.debug(path + ' endswith .' + mimetype + '?')
+            if path.endswith('.%s' % mimetype):
+                logger.debug('- True!')
+                return mimetypes[mimetype]
+            else:
+                logger.debug('- no')
+
+        logger.debug('%s not in %s' % (path, mimetypes))
+        return 'text/plain'
+
     def __init__(self, debug):
         '''
             Initialize the api server, preping variables for later use
@@ -76,6 +100,7 @@ class API:
         self.i2pEnabled = config.get('i2p.host', False)
 
         self.mimeType = 'text/plain'
+        self.overrideCSP = False
 
         with open('data/time-bypass.txt', 'w') as bypass:
             bypass.write(self.timeBypassToken)
@@ -106,14 +131,15 @@ class API:
             #else:
             #    resp.headers['server'] = 'Onionr'
             resp.headers['Content-Type'] = self.mimeType
-            resp.headers["Content-Security-Policy"] =  "default-src 'none'; script-src 'none'; object-src 'none'; style-src data: 'unsafe-inline'; img-src data:; media-src 'none'; frame-src 'none'; font-src 'none'; connect-src 'none'"
+            if not self.overrideCSP:
+                resp.headers["Content-Security-Policy"] =  "default-src 'none'; script-src 'none'; object-src 'none'; style-src data: 'unsafe-inline'; img-src data:; media-src 'none'; frame-src 'none'; font-src 'none'; connect-src 'none'"
             resp.headers['X-Frame-Options'] = 'deny'
             resp.headers['X-Content-Type-Options'] = "nosniff"
             resp.headers['server'] = 'Onionr'
 
             # reset to text/plain to help prevent browser attacks
-            if self.mimeType != 'text/plain':
-                self.mimeType = 'text/plain'
+            self.mimeType = 'text/plain'
+            self.overrideCSP = False
 
             return resp
 
@@ -153,10 +179,12 @@ class API:
         def ui_private(path):
             startTime = math.floor(time.time())
 
+            '''
             if request.args.get('timingToken') is None:
                 timingToken = ''
             else:
                 timingToken = request.args.get('timingToken')
+            '''
 
             if not config.get("www.ui.run", True):
                 abort(403)
@@ -166,14 +194,21 @@ class API:
             else:
                 self.validateHost('public')
 
+            '''
             endTime = math.floor(time.time())
             elapsed = endTime - startTime
 
             if not hmac.compare_digest(timingToken, self.timeBypassToken):
                 if elapsed < self._privateDelayTime:
                     time.sleep(self._privateDelayTime - elapsed)
+            '''
 
-            return send_from_directory('static-data/www/ui/dist/', path)
+            logger.debug('Serving %s' % path)
+
+            self.mimeType = API.guessMime(path)
+            self.overrideCSP = True
+
+            return send_from_directory('static-data/www/ui/dist/', path, mimetype = API.guessMime(path))
 
         @app.route('/client/')
         def private_handler():
diff --git a/onionr/core.py b/onionr/core.py
index 3219d8aa..eb45e182 100644
--- a/onionr/core.py
+++ b/onionr/core.py
@@ -647,7 +647,7 @@ class Core:
     def updateBlockInfo(self, hash, key, data):
         '''
             sets info associated with a block
-            
+
             hash         - the hash of a block
             dateReceived - the date the block was recieved, not necessarily when it was created
             decrypted    - if we can successfully decrypt the block (does not describe its current state)
@@ -729,7 +729,7 @@ class Core:
                 signer = self._crypto.pubKeyEncrypt(signer, asymPeer, encodedData=True, anonymous=True).decode()
             else:
                 raise onionrexceptions.InvalidPubkey(asymPeer + ' is not a valid base32 encoded ed25519 key')
-        
+
         # compile metadata
         metadata['meta'] = jsonMeta
         metadata['sig'] = signature
diff --git a/onionr/onionr.py b/onionr/onionr.py
index a430fe08..278ba60d 100755
--- a/onionr/onionr.py
+++ b/onionr/onionr.py
@@ -198,6 +198,9 @@ class Onionr:
             'kex': self.doKEX,
             'pex': self.doPEX,
 
+            'ui' : self.openUI,
+            'gui' : self.openUI,
+
             'getpassword': self.printWebPassword
         }
 
@@ -705,5 +708,12 @@ class Onionr:
         else:
             logger.error('%s add-file <filename>' % sys.argv[0], timestamp = False)
 
+    def openUI(self):
+        import webbrowser
+        url = 'http://127.0.0.1:%s/ui/index.html?timingToken=%s' % (config.get('client.port', 59496), self.onionrUtils.getTimeBypassToken())
+
+        print('Opening %s ...' % url)
+        webbrowser.open(url, new = 1, autoraise = True)
+
 if __name__ == "__main__":
     Onionr()
diff --git a/onionr/onionrutils.py b/onionr/onionrutils.py
index 7a6b9cd3..1bb11b36 100644
--- a/onionr/onionrutils.py
+++ b/onionr/onionrutils.py
@@ -52,7 +52,9 @@ class OnionrUtils:
                 with open('data/time-bypass.txt', 'r') as bypass:
                     self.timingToken = bypass.read()
         except Exception as error:
-            logger.error('Failed to fetch time bypass token.', error=error)
+            logger.error('Failed to fetch time bypass token.', error = error)
+
+        return self.timingToken
 
     def getRoundedEpoch(self, roundS=60):
         '''
diff --git a/onionr/static-data/www/ui/common/onionr-timeline-post.html b/onionr/static-data/www/ui/common/onionr-timeline-post.html
index ceff5c65..8e187b51 100644
--- a/onionr/static-data/www/ui/common/onionr-timeline-post.html
+++ b/onionr/static-data/www/ui/common/onionr-timeline-post.html
@@ -7,19 +7,20 @@
             </div>
             <div class="col-10">
                 <div class="row">
-                    <div class="col">
+                    <div class="col col-auto">
                         <a class="onionr-post-user-name" href="#!" onclick="viewProfile('$user-id-url', '$user-name-url')">$user-name</a>
                         <a class="onionr-post-user-id" href="#!" onclick="viewProfile('$user-id-url', '$user-name-url')" data-placement="top" data-toggle="tooltip" title="$user-id">$user-id-truncated</a>
                     </div>
-                    <div class="text-right pl-3 pr-3">
-                        <div class="onionr-post-date" data-placement="top" data-toggle="tooltip" title="$date">$date-relative</div>
+
+                    <div class="col col-auto text-right ml-auto pl-0">
+                        <div class="onionr-post-date text-right" data-placement="top" data-toggle="tooltip" title="$date">$date-relative</div>
                     </div>
                 </div>
-                
+
                 <div class="onionr-post-content">
                     $content
                 </div>
-                
+
                 <div class="onionr-post-controls pt-2">
                     <a href="#!" class="glyphicon glyphicon-heart mr-2">like</a>
                     <a href="#!" class="glyphicon glyphicon-comment mr-2">comment</a>
diff --git a/onionr/static-data/www/ui/dist/css/main.css b/onionr/static-data/www/ui/dist/css/main.css
index d9e76be6..dab080ef 100644
--- a/onionr/static-data/www/ui/dist/css/main.css
+++ b/onionr/static-data/www/ui/dist/css/main.css
@@ -60,6 +60,12 @@ body {
     width: 100%;
 }
 
+.h-divider {
+    margin: 5px 15px;
+    height: 1px;
+    width: 100%;
+}
+
 /* profile */
 
 .onionr-profile-user-icon {
@@ -68,7 +74,6 @@ body {
     margin-bottom: 1rem;
 }
 
-.onionr-profile-username {    
+.onionr-profile-username {
     text-align: center;
 }
-
diff --git a/onionr/static-data/www/ui/dist/css/themes/dark.css b/onionr/static-data/www/ui/dist/css/themes/dark.css
index 4a547a29..b0473390 100644
--- a/onionr/static-data/www/ui/dist/css/themes/dark.css
+++ b/onionr/static-data/www/ui/dist/css/themes/dark.css
@@ -8,7 +8,7 @@ body {
 .onionr-post {
     border: 1px solid black;
     border-radius: 1rem;
-    
+
     background-color: lightgray;
 }
 
@@ -30,3 +30,7 @@ body {
     border-top: 1px solid black;
     font-size: 15pt;
 }
+
+.h-divider {
+    border-top:1px solid gray;
+}
diff --git a/onionr/static-data/www/ui/dist/index.html b/onionr/static-data/www/ui/dist/index.html
index 886404dc..25cbb63b 100644
--- a/onionr/static-data/www/ui/dist/index.html
+++ b/onionr/static-data/www/ui/dist/index.html
@@ -36,22 +36,24 @@
     <body>
         <div class="container">
             <div class="row">
-                <div class="d-none d-lg-block col-lg-3">
+                <div class="col-12 col-lg-3">
                     <div class="onionr-profile">
                         <div class="row">
-                            <div class="col-12">
+                            <div class="col-4 col-lg-12">
                                 <img id="onionr-profile-user-icon" class="onionr-profile-user-icon" src="img/default.png">
                             </div>
-                            <div class="col-12">
-                                <h2 id="onionr-profile-username" class="onionr-profile-username">arinerron</h2>
+                            <div class="col-8 col-lg-12">
+                                <h2 id="onionr-profile-username" class="onionr-profile-username text-left text-lg-center text-sm-left">arinerron</h2>
                             </div>
                         </div>
                     </div>
                 </div>
 
+                <div class="h-divider d-block d-lg-none pb-3"></div>
+
                 <div class="col-sm-12 col-lg-6">
                     <div class="row" id="onionr-timeline-posts">
-                        
+
                     </div>
                 </div>
 
diff --git a/onionr/static-data/www/ui/dist/js/main.js b/onionr/static-data/www/ui/dist/js/main.js
index 0141c5a1..1577beb2 100644
--- a/onionr/static-data/www/ui/dist/js/main.js
+++ b/onionr/static-data/www/ui/dist/js/main.js
@@ -1,26 +1,91 @@
+
+/* handy localstorage functions for quick usage */
+
+function set(key, val) {
+    return localStorage.setItem(key, val);
+}
+
+function get(key, df) { // df is default
+    value = localStorage.getItem(key);
+    if(value == null)
+        value = df;
+
+    return value;
+}
+
+function remove(key) {
+    return localStorage.removeItem(key);
+}
+
+var usermap = JSON.parse(get('usermap', '{}'));
+
+function getUserMap() {
+    return usermap;
+}
+
+function deserializeUser(id) {
+    var serialized = getUserMap()[id]
+    var user = new User();
+    user.setName(serialized['name']);
+    user.setID(serialized['id']);
+    user.setIcon(serialized['icon']);
+}
+
 /* returns a relative date format, e.g. "5 minutes" */
-function timeSince(date) {
+function timeSince(date, size) {
     // taken from https://stackoverflow.com/a/3177838/3678023
 
     var seconds = Math.floor((new Date() - date) / 1000);
     var interval = Math.floor(seconds / 31536000);
 
+    if (size === null)
+        size = 'desktop';
+
+    var dates = {
+        'mobile' : {
+            'yr' : 'yrs',
+            'mo' : 'mo',
+            'd' : 'd',
+            'hr' : 'h',
+            'min' : 'm',
+            'secs' : 's',
+            'sec' : 's',
+        },
+
+        'desktop' : {
+            'yr' : ' years',
+            'mo' : ' months',
+            'd' : ' days',
+            'hr' : ' hours',
+            'min' : ' minutes',
+            'secs' : ' seconds',
+            'sec' : ' second',
+        },
+    };
+
     if (interval > 1)
-        return interval + " years";
+        return interval + dates[size]['yr'];
     interval = Math.floor(seconds / 2592000);
+
     if (interval > 1)
-        return interval + " months";
+        return interval + dates[size]['mo'];
     interval = Math.floor(seconds / 86400);
+
     if (interval > 1)
-        return interval + " days";
+        return interval + dates[size]['d'];
     interval = Math.floor(seconds / 3600);
+
     if (interval > 1)
-        return interval + " hours";
+        return interval + dates[size]['hr'];
     interval = Math.floor(seconds / 60);
+
     if (interval > 1)
-        return interval + " minutes";
-    
-    return Math.floor(seconds) + " seconds";
+        return interval + dates[size]['min'];
+
+    if(Math.floor(seconds) !== 1)
+        return Math.floor(seconds) + dates[size]['secs'];
+
+    return '1' + dates[size]['sec'];
 }
 
 /* replace all instances of string */
@@ -41,7 +106,7 @@ function encodeURL(url) {
 }
 
 /* user class */
-class User {    
+class User {
     constructor() {
         this.name = 'Unknown';
         this.id = 'unknown';
@@ -55,22 +120,35 @@ class User {
     getName() {
         return this.name;
     }
-    
+
     setID(id) {
         this.id = id;
     }
-    
+
     getID() {
         return this.id;
     }
-    
+
     setIcon(image) {
         this.image = image;
     }
-    
+
     getIcon() {
         return this.image;
     }
+
+    serialize() {
+        return {
+            'name' : this.getName(),
+            'id' : this.getID(),
+            'icon' : this.getIcon()
+        };
+    }
+
+    remember() {
+        usermap[this.getID()] = this.serialize();
+        set('usermap', JSON.stringify(usermap));
+    }
 }
 
 /* post class */
@@ -86,19 +164,20 @@ class Post {
             </div>\
             <div class="col-10">\
                 <div class="row">\
-                    <div class="col">\
+                    <div class="col col-auto">\
                         <a class="onionr-post-user-name" href="#!" onclick="viewProfile(\'$user-id-url\', \'$user-name-url\')">$user-name</a>\
                         <a class="onionr-post-user-id" href="#!" onclick="viewProfile(\'$user-id-url\', \'$user-name-url\')" data-placement="top" data-toggle="tooltip" title="$user-id">$user-id-truncated</a>\
                     </div>\
-                    <div class="text-right pl-3 pr-3">\
-                        <div class="onionr-post-date" data-placement="top" data-toggle="tooltip" title="$date">$date-relative</div>\
+\
+                    <div class="col col-auto text-right ml-auto pl-0">\
+                        <div class="onionr-post-date text-right" data-placement="top" data-toggle="tooltip" title="$date">$date-relative</div>\
                     </div>\
                 </div>\
-                \
+\
                 <div class="onionr-post-content">\
                     $content\
                 </div>\
-                \
+\
                 <div class="onionr-post-controls pt-2">\
                     <a href="#!" class="glyphicon glyphicon-heart mr-2">like</a>\
                     <a href="#!" class="glyphicon glyphicon-comment mr-2">comment</a>\
@@ -109,7 +188,9 @@ class Post {
 </div>\
 <!-- END POST -->\
 ';
-        
+
+        var device = (jQuery(document).width() < 768 ? 'mobile' : 'desktop');
+
         postTemplate = postTemplate.replaceAll('$user-name-url', encodeHTML(encodeURL(this.getUser().getName())));
         postTemplate = postTemplate.replaceAll('$user-name', encodeHTML(this.getUser().getName()));
         postTemplate = postTemplate.replaceAll('$user-id-url', encodeHTML(encodeURL(this.getUser().getID())));
@@ -117,54 +198,36 @@ class Post {
         postTemplate = postTemplate.replaceAll('$user-id', encodeHTML(this.getUser().getID()));
         postTemplate = postTemplate.replaceAll('$user-image', encodeHTML(this.getUser().getIcon()));
         postTemplate = postTemplate.replaceAll('$content', encodeHTML(this.getContent()));
-        postTemplate = postTemplate.replaceAll('$date-relative', timeSince(this.getPostDate()) + ' ago');
+        postTemplate = postTemplate.replaceAll('$date-relative', timeSince(this.getPostDate(), device) + (device === 'desktop' ?  ' ago' : ''));
         postTemplate = postTemplate.replaceAll('$date', this.getPostDate().toLocaleString());
-        
+
         return postTemplate;
     }
-    
+
     setUser(user) {
         this.user = user;
     }
-    
+
     getUser() {
         return this.user;
     }
-    
+
     setContent(content) {
         this.content = content;
     }
-    
+
     getContent() {
         return this.content;
     }
-    
+
     setPostDate(date) { // unix timestamp input
         if(date instanceof Date)
             this.date = date;
         else
             this.date = new Date(date * 1000);
     }
-    
+
     getPostDate() {
         return this.date;
     }
 }
-
-/* handy localstorage functions for quick usage */
-
-function set(key, val) {
-    return localStorage.setItem(key, val);
-}
-
-function get(key, df) { // df is default
-    value = localStorage.getItem(key);
-    if(value == null)
-        value = df;
-    
-    return value;
-}
-
-function remove(key) {
-    return localStorage.removeItem(key);
-}
diff --git a/onionr/static-data/www/ui/dist/js/timeline.js b/onionr/static-data/www/ui/dist/js/timeline.js
index 834568ca..c03ee24e 100644
--- a/onionr/static-data/www/ui/dist/js/timeline.js
+++ b/onionr/static-data/www/ui/dist/js/timeline.js
@@ -1,20 +1,96 @@
 /* write a random post to the page, for testing */
+
+var verbs =
+[
+    ["go to", "goes to", "going to", "went to", "gone to"],
+    ["look at", "looks at", "looking at", "looked at", "looked at"],
+    ["choose", "chooses", "choosing", "chose", "chosen"],
+    ["torrent", "downloads", "downloading", "torrented", "downloaded"],
+    ["detonate", "detonates", "detonating", "detonated", "detonated"],
+    ["run", "runs", "running", "ran", "running"],
+    ["program", "programs", "programming", "coded", "programmed"],
+    ["start", "starts", "starting", "started", "started"]
+];
+var tenses =
+[
+    {name:"Present", singular:1, plural:0, format:"%subject %verb %complement"},
+    {name:"Present", singular:1, plural:0, format:"%subject %verb %complement"},
+    {name:"Past", singular:3, plural:3, format:"%subject %verb %complement"},
+    {name:"Past", singular:3, plural:3, format:"%subject just %verb %complement"},
+    {name:"Past", singular:3, plural:3, format:"%subject just %verb %complement lol"},
+    {name:"Past", singular:3, plural:3, format:"%subject %verb %complement"},
+    {name:"Past", singular:3, plural:3, format:"%subject just %verb %complement"},
+    {name:"Past", singular:3, plural:3, format:"%subject just %verb %complement lol"},
+    {name:"Past", singular:3, plural:3, format:"%subject %verb %complement"},
+    {name:"Past", singular:3, plural:3, format:"%subject just %verb %complement"},
+    {name:"Past", singular:3, plural:3, format:"%subject just %verb %complement lol"},
+    {name:"Present Continues", singular:2, plural:2, format:"%subject %be %verb %complement"}
+];
+var subjects =
+[
+    {name:"I", be:"am", singular:0},
+    {name:"I", be:"am", singular:0},
+    {name:"I", be:"am", singular:0},
+    {name:"I", be:"am", singular:0},
+    {name:"I", be:"am", singular:0},
+    {name:"I", be:"am", singular:0},
+    {name:"I", be:"am", singular:0},
+    {name:"I", be:"am", singular:0},
+    {name:"My cat", be:"is", singular:0},
+    {name:"My cat", be:"is", singular:0},
+    {name:"My dog", be:"is", singular:0},
+    {name:"My dog", be:"is", singular:0},
+    {name:"My mom", be:"is", singular:0},
+    {name:"My dad", be:"is", singular:0},
+    {name:"You", be:"are", singular:0},
+    {name:"He", be:"is", singular:1}
+];
+var complementsForVerbs =
+[
+    ["cinema", "Egypt", "home", "concert"],
+    ["for a map", "them", "the stars", "the lake"],
+    ["a book for reading", "a dvd for tonight"],
+    ["the virus", "the malware", "that 0day", "Onionr"],
+    ["a bomb", "a nuke", "some C4", "some ammonium nitrate"],
+    ["the race", "towards someone", "to the stars", "on top of your roof"],
+    ["Onionr", "the malware", "some software", "Onionr"],
+    ["Onionr", "Onionr", "the race", "the timer"],
+]
+
+Array.prototype.random = function(){return this[Math.floor(Math.random() * this.length)];};
+
+function generate(){
+    var index = Math.floor(verbs.length * Math.random());
+    var tense = tenses.random();
+    var subject = subjects.random();
+    var verb = verbs[index];
+    var complement = complementsForVerbs[index];
+    var str = tense.format;
+    str = str.replace("%subject", subject.name).replace("%be", subject.be);
+    str = str.replace("%verb", verb[subject.singular ? tense.singular : tense.plural]);
+    str = str.replace("%complement", complement.random());
+    return str;
+}
+
+var curDate = new Date()
 function addRandomPost() {
     var post = new Post();
     var user = new User();
     var items = ['arinerron', 'beardog108', 'samyk', 'snowden', 'aaronswartz'];
     user.setName(items[Math.floor(Math.random()*items.length)]);
     user.setID('i-eat-waffles-often-its-actually-crazy-like-i-dont-know-wow');
-    post.setContent('spammm ' + btoa(Math.random() + ' wow'));
+    post.setContent(generate());
     post.setUser(user);
-    post.setPostDate(new Date(new Date() - (Math.random() * 1000000)));
-    
+
+    curDate = new Date(curDate - (Math.random() * 1000000));
+    post.setPostDate(curDate);
+
     document.getElementById('onionr-timeline-posts').innerHTML += post.getHTML();
 }
 
 for(var i = 0; i < Math.round(50 * Math.random()); i++)
     addRandomPost();
-    
+
 function viewProfile(id, name) {
     document.getElementById("onionr-profile-username").innerHTML = encodeHTML(decodeURIComponent(name));
 }
diff --git a/onionr/static-data/www/ui/src/css/main.css b/onionr/static-data/www/ui/src/css/main.css
index d9e76be6..dab080ef 100644
--- a/onionr/static-data/www/ui/src/css/main.css
+++ b/onionr/static-data/www/ui/src/css/main.css
@@ -60,6 +60,12 @@ body {
     width: 100%;
 }
 
+.h-divider {
+    margin: 5px 15px;
+    height: 1px;
+    width: 100%;
+}
+
 /* profile */
 
 .onionr-profile-user-icon {
@@ -68,7 +74,6 @@ body {
     margin-bottom: 1rem;
 }
 
-.onionr-profile-username {    
+.onionr-profile-username {
     text-align: center;
 }
-
diff --git a/onionr/static-data/www/ui/src/css/themes/dark.css b/onionr/static-data/www/ui/src/css/themes/dark.css
index 4a547a29..b0473390 100644
--- a/onionr/static-data/www/ui/src/css/themes/dark.css
+++ b/onionr/static-data/www/ui/src/css/themes/dark.css
@@ -8,7 +8,7 @@ body {
 .onionr-post {
     border: 1px solid black;
     border-radius: 1rem;
-    
+
     background-color: lightgray;
 }
 
@@ -30,3 +30,7 @@ body {
     border-top: 1px solid black;
     font-size: 15pt;
 }
+
+.h-divider {
+    border-top:1px solid gray;
+}
diff --git a/onionr/static-data/www/ui/src/index.html b/onionr/static-data/www/ui/src/index.html
index b23945b8..23de024c 100644
--- a/onionr/static-data/www/ui/src/index.html
+++ b/onionr/static-data/www/ui/src/index.html
@@ -6,22 +6,24 @@
     <body>
         <div class="container">
             <div class="row">
-                <div class="d-none d-lg-block col-lg-3">
+                <div class="col-12 col-lg-3">
                     <div class="onionr-profile">
                         <div class="row">
-                            <div class="col-12">
+                            <div class="col-4 col-lg-12">
                                 <img id="onionr-profile-user-icon" class="onionr-profile-user-icon" src="img/default.png">
                             </div>
-                            <div class="col-12">
-                                <h2 id="onionr-profile-username" class="onionr-profile-username">arinerron</h2>
+                            <div class="col-8 col-lg-12">
+                                <h2 id="onionr-profile-username" class="onionr-profile-username text-left text-lg-center text-sm-left">arinerron</h2>
                             </div>
                         </div>
                     </div>
                 </div>
 
+                <div class="h-divider d-block d-lg-none pb-3"></div>
+
                 <div class="col-sm-12 col-lg-6">
                     <div class="row" id="onionr-timeline-posts">
-                        
+
                     </div>
                 </div>
 
diff --git a/onionr/static-data/www/ui/src/js/main.js b/onionr/static-data/www/ui/src/js/main.js
index 7208cd21..da969094 100644
--- a/onionr/static-data/www/ui/src/js/main.js
+++ b/onionr/static-data/www/ui/src/js/main.js
@@ -9,7 +9,7 @@ function get(key, df) { // df is default
     value = localStorage.getItem(key);
     if(value == null)
         value = df;
-    
+
     return value;
 }
 
@@ -32,28 +32,60 @@ function deserializeUser(id) {
 }
 
 /* returns a relative date format, e.g. "5 minutes" */
-function timeSince(date) {
+function timeSince(date, size) {
     // taken from https://stackoverflow.com/a/3177838/3678023
 
     var seconds = Math.floor((new Date() - date) / 1000);
     var interval = Math.floor(seconds / 31536000);
 
+    if (size === null)
+        size = 'desktop';
+
+    var dates = {
+        'mobile' : {
+            'yr' : 'yrs',
+            'mo' : 'mo',
+            'd' : 'd',
+            'hr' : 'h',
+            'min' : 'm',
+            'secs' : 's',
+            'sec' : 's',
+        },
+
+        'desktop' : {
+            'yr' : ' years',
+            'mo' : ' months',
+            'd' : ' days',
+            'hr' : ' hours',
+            'min' : ' minutes',
+            'secs' : ' seconds',
+            'sec' : ' second',
+        },
+    };
+
     if (interval > 1)
-        return interval + " years";
+        return interval + dates[size]['yr'];
     interval = Math.floor(seconds / 2592000);
+
     if (interval > 1)
-        return interval + " months";
+        return interval + dates[size]['mo'];
     interval = Math.floor(seconds / 86400);
+
     if (interval > 1)
-        return interval + " days";
+        return interval + dates[size]['d'];
     interval = Math.floor(seconds / 3600);
+
     if (interval > 1)
-        return interval + " hours";
+        return interval + dates[size]['hr'];
     interval = Math.floor(seconds / 60);
+
     if (interval > 1)
-        return interval + " minutes";
-    
-    return Math.floor(seconds) + " seconds";
+        return interval + dates[size]['min'];
+
+    if(Math.floor(seconds) !== 1)
+        return Math.floor(seconds) + dates[size]['secs'];
+
+    return '1' + dates[size]['sec'];
 }
 
 /* replace all instances of string */
@@ -74,7 +106,7 @@ function encodeURL(url) {
 }
 
 /* user class */
-class User {    
+class User {
     constructor() {
         this.name = 'Unknown';
         this.id = 'unknown';
@@ -88,23 +120,23 @@ class User {
     getName() {
         return this.name;
     }
-    
+
     setID(id) {
         this.id = id;
     }
-    
+
     getID() {
         return this.id;
     }
-    
+
     setIcon(image) {
         this.image = image;
     }
-    
+
     getIcon() {
         return this.image;
     }
-    
+
     serialize() {
         return {
             'name' : this.getName(),
@@ -112,7 +144,7 @@ class User {
             'icon' : this.getIcon()
         };
     }
-    
+
     remember() {
         usermap[this.getID()] = this.serialize();
         set('usermap', JSON.stringify(usermap));
@@ -124,7 +156,9 @@ class Post {
     /* returns the html content of a post */
     getHTML() {
         var postTemplate = '<$= jsTemplate('onionr-timeline-post') $>';
-        
+
+        var device = (jQuery(document).width() < 768 ? 'mobile' : 'desktop');
+
         postTemplate = postTemplate.replaceAll('$user-name-url', encodeHTML(encodeURL(this.getUser().getName())));
         postTemplate = postTemplate.replaceAll('$user-name', encodeHTML(this.getUser().getName()));
         postTemplate = postTemplate.replaceAll('$user-id-url', encodeHTML(encodeURL(this.getUser().getID())));
@@ -132,35 +166,35 @@ class Post {
         postTemplate = postTemplate.replaceAll('$user-id', encodeHTML(this.getUser().getID()));
         postTemplate = postTemplate.replaceAll('$user-image', encodeHTML(this.getUser().getIcon()));
         postTemplate = postTemplate.replaceAll('$content', encodeHTML(this.getContent()));
-        postTemplate = postTemplate.replaceAll('$date-relative', timeSince(this.getPostDate()) + ' ago');
+        postTemplate = postTemplate.replaceAll('$date-relative', timeSince(this.getPostDate(), device) + (device === 'desktop' ?  ' ago' : ''));
         postTemplate = postTemplate.replaceAll('$date', this.getPostDate().toLocaleString());
-        
+
         return postTemplate;
     }
-    
+
     setUser(user) {
         this.user = user;
     }
-    
+
     getUser() {
         return this.user;
     }
-    
+
     setContent(content) {
         this.content = content;
     }
-    
+
     getContent() {
         return this.content;
     }
-    
+
     setPostDate(date) { // unix timestamp input
         if(date instanceof Date)
             this.date = date;
         else
             this.date = new Date(date * 1000);
     }
-    
+
     getPostDate() {
         return this.date;
     }
diff --git a/onionr/static-data/www/ui/src/js/timeline.js b/onionr/static-data/www/ui/src/js/timeline.js
index 834568ca..6acd819d 100644
--- a/onionr/static-data/www/ui/src/js/timeline.js
+++ b/onionr/static-data/www/ui/src/js/timeline.js
@@ -1,20 +1,96 @@
 /* write a random post to the page, for testing */
+
+var verbs =
+[
+    ["go to", "goes to", "going to", "went to", "gone to"],
+    ["look at", "looks at", "looking at", "looked at", "looked at"],
+    ["choose", "chooses", "choosing", "chose", "chosen"],
+    ["torrent", "downloads", "downloading", "torrented", "downloaded"],
+    ["detonate", "detonates", "detonating", "detonated", "detonated"],
+    ["run", "runs", "running", "ran", "running"],
+    ["program", "programs", "programming", "coded", "programmed"],
+    ["start", "starts", "starting", "started", "started"]
+];
+var tenses =
+[
+    {name:"Present", singular:1, plural:0, format:"%subject %verb %complement"},
+    {name:"Present", singular:1, plural:0, format:"%subject %verb %complement"},
+    {name:"Past", singular:3, plural:3, format:"%subject %verb %complement"},
+    {name:"Past", singular:3, plural:3, format:"%subject just %verb %complement"},
+    {name:"Past", singular:3, plural:3, format:"%subject just %verb %complement lol"},
+    {name:"Past", singular:3, plural:3, format:"%subject %verb %complement"},
+    {name:"Past", singular:3, plural:3, format:"%subject just %verb %complement"},
+    {name:"Past", singular:3, plural:3, format:"%subject just %verb %complement lol"},
+    {name:"Past", singular:3, plural:3, format:"%subject %verb %complement"},
+    {name:"Past", singular:3, plural:3, format:"%subject just %verb %complement"},
+    {name:"Past", singular:3, plural:3, format:"%subject just %verb %complement lol"},
+    {name:"Present Continues", singular:2, plural:2, format:"%subject %be %verb %complement"}
+];
+var subjects =
+[
+    {name:"I", be:"am", singular:0},
+    {name:"I", be:"am", singular:0},
+    {name:"I", be:"am", singular:0},
+    {name:"I", be:"am", singular:0},
+    {name:"I", be:"am", singular:0},
+    {name:"I", be:"am", singular:0},
+    {name:"I", be:"am", singular:0},
+    {name:"I", be:"am", singular:0},
+    {name:"My cat", be:"is", singular:0},
+    {name:"My cat", be:"is", singular:0},
+    {name:"My dog", be:"is", singular:0},
+    {name:"My dog", be:"is", singular:0},
+    {name:"My mom", be:"is", singular:0},
+    {name:"My dad", be:"is", singular:0},
+    {name:"You", be:"are", singular:0},
+    {name:"He", be:"is", singular:1}
+];
+var complementsForVerbs =
+[
+    ["the cinema", "Egypt", "the house", "the concert"],
+    ["for a map", "them", "the stars", "the lake"],
+    ["a book for reading", "a dvd for tonight"],
+    ["the virus", "the malware", "that 0day", "Onionr"],
+    ["a bomb", "a nuke", "some C4", "some ammonium nitrate"],
+    ["the race", "towards someone", "to the stars", "on top of your roof"],
+    ["Onionr", "the malware", "some software", "Onionr"],
+    ["Onionr", "Onionr", "the race", "the timer"],
+]
+
+Array.prototype.random = function(){return this[Math.floor(Math.random() * this.length)];};
+
+function generate(){
+    var index = Math.floor(verbs.length * Math.random());
+    var tense = tenses.random();
+    var subject = subjects.random();
+    var verb = verbs[index];
+    var complement = complementsForVerbs[index];
+    var str = tense.format;
+    str = str.replace("%subject", subject.name).replace("%be", subject.be);
+    str = str.replace("%verb", verb[subject.singular ? tense.singular : tense.plural]);
+    str = str.replace("%complement", complement.random());
+    return str;
+}
+
+var curDate = new Date()
 function addRandomPost() {
     var post = new Post();
     var user = new User();
     var items = ['arinerron', 'beardog108', 'samyk', 'snowden', 'aaronswartz'];
     user.setName(items[Math.floor(Math.random()*items.length)]);
     user.setID('i-eat-waffles-often-its-actually-crazy-like-i-dont-know-wow');
-    post.setContent('spammm ' + btoa(Math.random() + ' wow'));
+    post.setContent(generate());
     post.setUser(user);
-    post.setPostDate(new Date(new Date() - (Math.random() * 1000000)));
-    
+
+    curDate = new Date(curDate - (Math.random() * 1000000));
+    post.setPostDate(curDate);
+
     document.getElementById('onionr-timeline-posts').innerHTML += post.getHTML();
 }
 
 for(var i = 0; i < Math.round(50 * Math.random()); i++)
     addRandomPost();
-    
+
 function viewProfile(id, name) {
     document.getElementById("onionr-profile-username").innerHTML = encodeHTML(decodeURIComponent(name));
 }